Game Reviews

  • Hotshot Racing Review: Drift Away

    Hotshot Racing doesn’t directly say that it’s inspired by Cruisin’ Exotica, but it clearly was. It’s a series of races on tracks with everything from cartoonishly massive eight balls to actual dinosaurs hanging out behind the barriers. There’s even a countdown timer that refreshes when you pass checkpoints. The old Cruisin’ games were unashamedly designed…

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  • Heeey! Park-Boy Review: Dehydrated

    Heeey! Park-Boy was the bonus game in January’s Humble Choice. It’s pretty clearly inspired by early 2000’s “little guy, big world” games like Chibi-Robo and Katamari, and admits to as much on its itch page. HPB follows U-Boy, an alien whose head looks like a U, after he crash lands on Earth because negative emotions…

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  • Train Station Renovation Review

    Train Station Renovation follows in the footsteps of games like Viscera Cleanup Detail and House Flipper by focusing on dropping the player in a messy location and asking them to clean it up. Levels are, unsurprisingly, mostly train stations, and they’re covered in litter, graffiti, broken windows, and other problems that can only be solved…

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